Last week’s pathetic performance against the Seattle Seahawks once again proved that Colin Kaepernick is the biggest choke artist quarterback since Dan Marino. Listen up San Francisco 49ers fans, Colin Kaepernick does not have the mental or physical fortitude to win big games for the 49ers. When the 49ers’ quest for six turns into a multi-decade journey, every member of the bandwagon club AKA 49ers empi….I mean the faithful, will regret the day that Jim Harbaugh got rid of Alex Smith.
Even a skeptic like me has to admit that Kaepernick is blessed with a rocket arm and spectacular speed but that means nothing if you have the heart of Glen Coffee. I’m sure 49ers fans still remember Kaepernick’s three incomplete passes in a row to Michael Crabtree in the Super Bowl, there is a reason for that, Kaepernick is too slow to find his check-down receiver. Look at the Seahawks game last week, Kaepernick got shut down because Boldin got locked down like the prom queen at every High School.
In typical 49ers fashion, Kaepernick has been hyped as the next Steve Young and Joe Montana after only 12 career starts. The 49ers faithful would be lucky if Kaepernick is the next Jeff Garcia! What is even more infuriating is Kaepernick believes the absurd hype that the 49ers fans have thrown his way. Hopefully, Kaepernick saves a couple of spots for the giant words, BUST and OVERRATED, to get tattooed on his body.
Who does Kaepernick think he is? What other player would have the nerve to pose nude as sqiduard from Sponge Bob Square pants in a bunch of different magazines. Get a grip Kaep, you should be studying the playbook and trying to please the epileptic Harbaugh instead of posing as a nude cartoon character on magazines.
If I were a 49ers fan (Thank the lord that I am not) I would be infuriated that the fraud named Kaepernick wore a Miami Dolphins hat this off-season. It does make sense for Kaep to wear the Dolphins paraphernalia but sorry Kaepernick you are nowhere near Dan Marino talent wise. Kaepernick has the championship fortitude of Marino but the skills of the Jewish giant Jay Fiedler.
When we look back at this era of football, no one will remember the mediocre quarterback named Kaepernick except the throngs of bitter 49ers fans. The great Russell Wilson, Andrew Luck and Terrelle Pryor will resonate with our grandchildren. For 49ers fans, Kaepernick will be another mistake just like Giovani Carmozzi and Tim Rattay.
Malk was born and raised in the Bay Area. He likes to drink beer and watch football on Sunday.
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